Prince William and Catherine have been at the Aga Khan Centre in London yesterday ahead of their trip to Pakistan in a couple of weeks. At some point in the course of their take a look at, Kate touched Will’s shoulder – and the British tabloids had an orgasm. 

The Every day Mail known as it “tender” and described how the Cambridges have been “seen exchanging intense eye speak to just before smiling and laughing together”. The Sun described it as the “sweet moment” Kate “broke formal decorum” to show her husband some affection. By English requirements, that is virtually pornographic. 

But, you know, when an individual else breaks “formal decorum”, we’re prepared to drag her down to the dungeon. Back in August, The Sun published an short article about how Prince Harry and Meghan of Home Sussex’s PDA was becoming “frowned upon” by higher society. When Will and Kate do it, we’re supposed to rub a single out. 

Anyway, in other Cambridge news, Kate tends to make curry. Per People today:

At the [Aga Khan] occasion, the couple mentioned they have been searching forward to attempting the meals in Pakistan in the course of their upcoming tour. Kate then revealed that she generally cooks curry at residence, and ordinarily tends to make a mild version for their children — Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis — and a spicier a single for her and William. But it appears five-year-old Charlotte can deal with the spicy curry!

Not going to lie…I didn’t assume that Will and Kate have been persons who, um, liked their seasoning. And then I would have played you this video: 

By the way, if you missed it, this was Oprah’s response to that moment going viral:

Chicken is currently bland. Of course you have to season it!

But I guess the point of the story is this: Will and Kate are hot, OK? They’re hot with the touching and they’re hot with the spice. The British tabloids want you to know they’re the hottest f-cking couple in the British royal family members. Message received.